Genre: Almost Smut, Humour (I guess)
Rating: Hard R
Word Count: 1, 006
Pairing: Martha Jones/Captain Jack Harkness
Summary: A little bit of not-quite-smut for our companions.
Author's Notes: This was written for the “let’s get Martha shagged” challenge, but it kinda failed. I didn’t find it aesthetically prudent to go into the details so it isn’t really smut, but Martha is getting shagged. I used the prompts, Jack, Masturbation/Voyeurism/(and possibly) Public Sex, Restaurant. My betas were all asleep and I had this large urge to get it up so only proof read by me unfortunately so, yeah let me know if it is unreadable because of grammar, and I’ll edit it pronto. Thanks. Also stole from Douglas Adams a bit, sorry. Also for some reason it won't allow me to link properly, the link gets redirected to "http://community.livejournal.com/lifeonmartha/http://community.livejournal.com/medea_superest/3889.html" if you know how to fix this I'd be much obliged.
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