Rating: PG for potential brain breakage this may cause.
Pairing: Ten/Martha if you squint sideways.
Spoilers: None unless you count the real life (relatively speaking) of one really screwed up tart.
Summery and A/N: Written as a reaction to the news story that Paris Hilton actually has the balls to ask for a pardon from jail time…dear god save us all. I can relate to Martha as a character from the brains perspective (well that and the absolute lust for David
“it should be illegal to be that gorgeous!”
Tennant) and God only knows this was my initial reaction when I saw this one.( Collapse )